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| MOSES - Born a top a cheesy pizzeria in Toronto, my parents (soon to be evicted for a burst water-bed that destroyed the apartment underneath) claimed that I was the only child of seven that wasn't an accident. Meaning they felt they were secure enough to bring another child into the world, and why not surely my fathers income as a pizza delivery man would be enough to support the family of five, (my two older sisters are products of my mothers first failed attempt at love). My parents split when I was seven, shortly after the arrival of my younger brother. The boys went with pops, and the girls went with mom. Little did I know these feelings of abandonment brought on by my mother would fester into deep seeded trust issues that would plague my relationships with the opposite sex for years to come. Where am I now? Toronto, Connecticut, New York, maybe. More likely I’m performing at some empty shit hole, in a once prosperous town, but has since dried up, because the manufacturing jobs, that were once the bread and butter of the local economy were shipped over to India. Leaving nothing but despair and alcoholism in it’s wake. These are my people found somewhere along the road less traveled, and for good reason. |
You may be asking yourself why? Why do you do this John? Well I do it for the waitress, the waitress whose husband is
over seas fighting a war to liberate a people, a war to give rich white men a larger supply of black filthy oil they can sell to
the people at a forever increasing price, for a forever increasing profit. I do it for the lonely waitress with the drinking
problem whose husband is far away, knowing that if we spend the night together, her regret and shame the next morning
may be so strong that she decides she has a problem and needs help, and her new life begins that morning. Surely this is
God’s work.
over seas fighting a war to liberate a people, a war to give rich white men a larger supply of black filthy oil they can sell to
the people at a forever increasing price, for a forever increasing profit. I do it for the lonely waitress with the drinking
problem whose husband is far away, knowing that if we spend the night together, her regret and shame the next morning
may be so strong that she decides she has a problem and needs help, and her new life begins that morning. Surely this is
God’s work.
DARREN LEE NORTON - Taking New England and NY by
storm is none other then Dallas, Tx's very own, Darren Lee
Norton. Born the 2nd oldest of 5 brothers and 1 sister. To an
Indian lady (Old Squaw Shit in the Bucket) and a Scottish,
traveling "cure all" salesman (to be named later). Darren's stint
as "the baby" didn't last long. After several failed attempts at
"eliminating" his younger siblings to regain the control for love of
mommy and daddy. Darren decided that a life of comedy was
the best answer. This was definitely the way to his parents
hearts. Soon, not to the happiness of his siblings, he was a
master in the art of facial flatulence. Time spent in the Marines
to get away from his fathers discipline, and becoming a rodeo
bull rider and Rodeo Clown, just to get chicks, only strengthened
his humor towrads life and all the awful things that took place
storm is none other then Dallas, Tx's very own, Darren Lee
Norton. Born the 2nd oldest of 5 brothers and 1 sister. To an
Indian lady (Old Squaw Shit in the Bucket) and a Scottish,
traveling "cure all" salesman (to be named later). Darren's stint
as "the baby" didn't last long. After several failed attempts at
"eliminating" his younger siblings to regain the control for love of
mommy and daddy. Darren decided that a life of comedy was
the best answer. This was definitely the way to his parents
hearts. Soon, not to the happiness of his siblings, he was a
master in the art of facial flatulence. Time spent in the Marines
to get away from his fathers discipline, and becoming a rodeo
bull rider and Rodeo Clown, just to get chicks, only strengthened
his humor towrads life and all the awful things that took place
during it. The summer of 2006 is when he decided to make his comedic move to the wonderful nutmeg state known as
Connecticut. Darren can be seen in venues all over New England and NY. His off color, southern style of humor ranges
from his quest to see more Boobies. To the reason he had to quit crack cocaine because of the bad taste of penis it left in his
mouth. His sense of humor isn't for everyone. But then, he doesn't like most people.
Connecticut. Darren can be seen in venues all over New England and NY. His off color, southern style of humor ranges
from his quest to see more Boobies. To the reason he had to quit crack cocaine because of the bad taste of penis it left in his
mouth. His sense of humor isn't for everyone. But then, he doesn't like most people.
| Geri Wolle - The 26 year old Geri Wulle was born in New Haven Connecticut and is a newcomer to the world of Comedy. He first took the stage in August 2007 and has been bringing his insanity all over New England ever since!! His stories of hard boozin and harder women often find their way to the stage, but Geri also makes time for loneliness, depression, owning hecklers and the occasional Raptor impression. Geri has also found himself on the wrong side of the law a few times. He wants you to know that even though the tour is called "Loaded Guns", he will not have any fire arms on his person. In his case "Loaded" just implies that he is tanked on Jack Daniel's. If you want to know some more on that, you'll just have to come check out The Loaded Guns on tour!!!! |
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